My friend, Miss C

Last Saturday, it was my 2nd visit to Phuture and I am assigned to pick up a friend whom I will name her as Miss C who can be very funny and clumsy at times. Fortunately for me, I get to experience one of those funny classic moments again. I will share the classic funny case study with you...

Miss C : Gosh..we are so late and its freaking jam in front. (At the end of Federal Highway).

Me : Yea wei, I will take another road to Zouk..pass by Jalan Yap Kwan Seng.

Miss C : Stephen, pass me your phone. Let me call Choo Soon and check if he arrive at Zouk already or not.

Me : (Not being kiamsiap but curious) Why can't you use your phone?

Miss C : You damn kiamsiap-lor. Make one phone call also cannot. So kedekut..(Showing sour face)

Me : No, I am not kiamsiap but I am just very curious why you can't use your phone but mine. Anyway..nah..take it and call Choo Soon and pls....I am not kiamsiap.

Miss C : Hehehe..My handphone low batt la..(Happily take my very user friendly phone, Nokia)

About 10-15 seconds later....

Miss C : Stephen..why you got so many friends in your phonebook one? I cannot find Choo Soon's name. There are so many people's name start with the alphabet "C" in your phone!! Arghh....

Me : What you mean by you cannot find and please don't exaggerate until like I have thousand names in my list. Can you just use the search function?? (Feeling super puzzled and weird)

Miss C : Really don't have!!!

Me : Huh?? If I can find, you better eat my phone and buy me a new one!!! (Super confident tone cause I just spoke to Choo Soon before Miss C step into my car about 30 mins ago)

Miss C : Fine..i will!!

Me : Pass me the phone and you are so going to eat my phone.

At that time, we were at the traffic light nearby Jalan Yap Kwan Seng and I stared at my phone and I was freaking stunned...

Me : Miss C!!! Why on earth are you searching for Choo Soon's name in the dictionary section?? Can't you see the words? Cabbage? Cholesterol? Chopstick? Chocolate? Oh my God...you gotta be kidding me!!

Miss C : What the *********!!! (Laughing like there's no tomorrow)

Me : You are going to eat my phone right now!!

Miss C : (Still laughing). No wonder lar... I was thinking why you have friends with such weird names!!

Me : Sigh.. I got nothing to say about you. Damn classic and super dumb!

Anyway, this friend of mine really entertains me from time to time and I was damn happy that, I used one of the shortcut keys in my phone as the dictionary function. If not, I wouldn't be able to share this classic funny case study with you guys. Now she has yet to eat my phone and buy me a new phone.

Since then, I started calling her Miss Cholesterol and that's why I used Miss C in my case study.

Bowling Champion??

Every month when I roughly gently tear open my salary/pay slip, without fail, RM 2 is deducted for the benefit and contribution to the firm's sports club. Recently, the sports club organised a sports carnival and amongst the games, they have bowling, go-kart and futsal. Being kiasu for all the deductions made against me, immediately I gang-up a few guys and registered my names for the 3 games mentioned above.

Unfortunately, I was assigned to Sarawak for 2 weeks and the organisers brought forward the go-kart competition. Damn it!! Wasted big time because I didn't have the chance to show off my drifting skills :P

Anyway, the futsal game almost killed me because it felt like my lungs were punctured within the first half of the first game. Luckily, I have a team-mate who plays quite frequent and without him, the other teams definitely gonna kick the crap out of us. Failed to qualify for the finals but was placed 2nd in the group of 4 teams. Won 2 and lost 1.

Finally, the last game was bowling. Team event and each girl in a team will get a handicapped points of 15 for each game. There are about 20 teams and my team is the only team without females which means we don't have any handicapped points.

Hohoho...we won with an aggregrate score of knocking down 1727 pins and the 2nd place team were about 1500-1600 pins. It's so unbeliveable as I have never imagined that we will win because we have only 3 amateurs and 2 beginners who last played bowling about donkey years ago.

Hehe.. I can't wait to get my hands on the prize of RM 200 and medals but wait...RM 200 divide by 5 person...

RM 40?!?!? Ok la..still a gain for me because

Contribution to sports club
= RM 2 x 12 months
= RM 24

Gain
= RM 40-RM 24
= RM 16.00

Sweeeet!!!

My trip to Kuching

About two weeks ago, I just came back from Kuching and I don't have many photos to upload onto this site as I only have one day to walk around Waterfront and the places around there. I was there for work, remember?!?!

The Tua Pek Kong temple


One of the cafes facing the river named James Brooke Bistro and Cafe


The Chinese History Museum..

By the way, admission is free so if weather is melting you down, stopover at this small little museum for some cool air.


Inside view of the museum

As for lunch, we had some curry chicken pork rice with egg..


First time trying such combination


Sarawak laksa

After lunch, we decided to visit Fort Margherita which was built by Raja Charles Brooke in the 1870 to protect the city of Kuching.

Cost only 50 cents per ride~~

To get to Fort Margherita, you need to walk past some kampung houses and some bushes whereby you will encounter some 4 legged brown monster along the way..

Horsie horsie ~~~

Fort Magherita

Supposed to be some police museum whereby they showcase some old guns or rifles or some photos about how prisoners were kept at this place but when I was here, I saw only 6 identical rifles in a cabinet and that's all. When we climbed up the stairs, the rooms are empty and that's all. Admission was free but seriously, what the hell.. it was way way below my expectation and therefore, I have to leave a comment in the guestbook and leave before the guard comes back..

Seriously, no offence to Fort Margerita lovers.

I saw the White House!!

Last week, I was in East Malaysia for an audit assignment. I get to travel from Miri and all the way downwards to Kuching as my final stop. From Miri, I had to take a 3 hour bus ride to Bintulu and it was really a fun experience. Get to see those Rumah Panjang and lands becoming "empty" due to the logging process in the timber industry.

Yup, RM 20 for a 3 hours bus ride from Miri to Bintulu

During the journey, I was too bored so I decided to take a closer look at the bus ticket and guess what is written there..


Reductions in fares to certain groups of bus users...
No8. People claiming to be "Hard Core Poor"


I am not making a joke out of this statement but I really wonder how and based on what reasons or excuses that someone will be deemed as hard core poor! Maybe you need to show the bus companies your EPF statement or bank book?

Hehehe..try going to Pudu bus station and tell them that you want fare reductions because you are hard core poor. I wonder what will happen..

Anyway, when I was in Bintulu.. guess what I saw again..


The White House!!

Barack Obama is coming to Bintulu town~~~

Human Clones

Recently, a friend of mine told me that she is coming back to Malaysia soon and as always, we suggested that we must go club when she is back. This time, she said that I must bring a handsome guy along and if I don't, she will not go club with me. In a way, she is already telling straight to my face that I am not handsome (I agree) and she's already bored with my face. Maybe I will save up some $$ to restructure my face one day. Anyway, read the MSN conversation we had..

Miss XX sia sui says:
faster.....

Miss XX sia sui says:
any leng chai or not

Ah phen @ Bintulu says:
faster wat.

Ah phen @ Bintulu says:
u think i clone humans one meh

Ah phen @ Bintulu says:
if i can..i will give u one dozen everynight.

Ah phen @ Bintulu says:
ok??

Miss XX sia sui says:
hahahha

Miss XX sia sui says:
ishh

Ah phen @ Bintulu says:
haiyor..i dont mean to be so sarcastic but I cant help it..

So if you have any friends who always ask you to intro hot chicks or handsome guys to them, use my trick. It should work and keep them quiet for a moment.