Caught in the Act

Iggy and Beauty Chock are best friends and both graduated from ACCA sometime ago. Both of them had a steady job in the world's leading accounting firm, YE and GMPK. One day, YE's partners found out that Iggy has been spending unimaginable huge amount of time playing Parking Wars, Who has the Biggest Brain, Bowling Buddies, Friends for Sale, SuperPoke, Office Poke and scribbling other people's Wall in Facebook. In fact, it was the 3rd time that they caught him Facebooking during office hours.

Immediately, they terminated his contract with YE. Poor auditor, now he has no job and have all the time in the world at home to Facebook everyday. Feeling very down and disappointed to be terminated by the YE's partners, Iggy called up Beauty Chock and shared his problems with her. Being a nice buddy, she planned a trip to Phuket to cheer him up and tries to persuade him to join GMPK. She also told him that there is rumour-rumour that all staff are allowed to Facebook every 45 minutes in office, this is to keep the employees' brain fresh and produce excellent work in casting and vouching without falling asleep. Sounds great rite? Immediately Iggy decided that he should work in GMPK but deep down inside, he knew that its very tough to get accepted into GMPK if there are no employees quiting GMPK in the near future.

How can he join GMPK? Murdering Beauty Chock is the best option around since no employees want to leave GMPK which provides good benefits and force them to Facebook every 45 minutes. Since then, Beauty Chock's days are numbered. Iggy is waiting to take action during their trip to Phuket's Prompthep Cape.

Beauty Chock and Iggy

Guess what happen next? Iggy pushed Beauty Chock down the slope.


Evil monster lizard

After watching Beauty's tragic fall, Iggy posed like some super hero character in Final Fantasy with the sunset backdrop.



Beauty Chock managed to survive the fall and had to rest for few days before she can resume work at GMPK. Iggy is currently eating Nasi Lemak everyday in Sungai Buloh Prison as he was convicted and sentenced to 10 years of imprisonment for attempts to murder a beauty and a best friend for his own benefit.

Lame shit stories happen when I am bored.