1st Scene.
Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room,right in front of their little son.
Daddy : Oh!!! You Bitch!
Mommy : What?? You Bastard!
Son : Daddy, Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastard??
At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up of something.
Daddy : It means Ladies and Gentlemen son. Son : Oh I see!
2nd Scene.
Little Son was watching a TV show about premarital sex and there they mentioned the words 'breasts' and 'penises'. Mommy was reading the papers.
Son : Mommy, what's breasts and penises?
At this moment, mommy turned blue, and quickly thought of something to say.
Mom: It means coats and hats, son.
Son : Oh I see!
3rd Scene.
Daddy was shaving his beard and son passed by; the toilet. Suddenly daddy cut himself and scream...
Daddy : Oh SHIT!!
Son : Daddy, what's shit?
At this moment, Daddy eyes bulged, and quickly thought of something to say..
Daddy : It means shaving cream, son.
Son : Oh I see!!
4th Scene.
Christmas is approaching, and mommy was stuffing the turkey into the stove. The turkey just wouldn't fit into the stove, so she said...
Mommy : Oh! Fuck!
Son : Mommy, what's fuck?
At this moment, Mommy froze. She quickly thought of something to say.
Mommy : It means stuffing, son
Son : Oh I see!!
5th Scene.
It's Chrismas Eve! Little son exuberantly opened the door to let all that is uncles, aunties, cousins and friends come into the house. Proudly he said... "Welcome in, Bastards and Bitches! Please put all your breasts and penises at that corner of the house ! My parent are busy at the moment. You see; Daddy is putting shit on his face upstairs and mummy is fucking the turkey in the kitchen. Don't worry they will come out in a minute!!
Everyone fainted!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, 21 March 2007
Tuesday, 13 March 2007
DiGi
This is a true story of a young college girl who passed away last month, at Shah Alam. Her name is Priya. She was hit by a lorry. She had a boyfriend named Shankar. He lives in Johor. Both of them are true lovers. They are always on the phone with each other. You can never see her without her handphone. She spends ¾ of the day talking with Shankar. Priya's family knows about their relationship. Shankar is very close with Priya's family.
Before she passed away, she always tells her friends, "If I pass away please burn me with my handphone". She also said the same thing to her parents. After her death, people couldn't carry her coffin. A lot of them tried to do so but still couldn't, everybody had tried to carry the coffin, the result was still the same. Eventually, they called their neighbour, a "bomoh" from Thailand named Pak Darin who is a friend of her father's. He took a seat and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said "This girl misses something here". Then her friends told Darin bout her intentions to burn her with her phone. He then opened the coffin and place her phone, together with the SIM card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the coffin. It could now be moved and they carried it into the van easily. Everyone was shocked.
Priya's parents didn't inform Shankar that Priya had passed away. After 2 weeks, Shankar called Priya's mom.
Shankar: "Atte, I'm coming home today. Please cook something nice for me. Don't tell Priya that I'm coming home today, I want to surprise her."
Her mother replied, "You come home first, I want to tell you something very important."
Once he arrived at Shah Alam, they told him the truth about Priya. Shankar thought that they were fooling around. He was laughing and said, "Don't try to fool me ... tell Priya to come out ... I have a gift for her. Please stop this nonsense."
Then they show him the Priya's death certificate as the proof to make him believe. Shankar started to sweat profusely. He said, "It's not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me." Shankar was shaking so badly when suddenly, his phone rang. "See this is from Priya. See this ....." he showed the phone to Priya's family. All of them told him to answer. He used the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard this conversation, loud and clear. It was Priya's voice! And there was no way others could use her SIM card as it was inside the nailed coffin! They were so shocked and asked for Pak Darin's help.
Pak Darin brought his master (Tok Chen) to solve this matter. He and Pak Darin worked for 5 hours then they discovered one thing .....
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Before she passed away, she always tells her friends, "If I pass away please burn me with my handphone". She also said the same thing to her parents. After her death, people couldn't carry her coffin. A lot of them tried to do so but still couldn't, everybody had tried to carry the coffin, the result was still the same. Eventually, they called their neighbour, a "bomoh" from Thailand named Pak Darin who is a friend of her father's. He took a seat and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said "This girl misses something here". Then her friends told Darin bout her intentions to burn her with her phone. He then opened the coffin and place her phone, together with the SIM card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the coffin. It could now be moved and they carried it into the van easily. Everyone was shocked.
Priya's parents didn't inform Shankar that Priya had passed away. After 2 weeks, Shankar called Priya's mom.
Shankar: "Atte, I'm coming home today. Please cook something nice for me. Don't tell Priya that I'm coming home today, I want to surprise her."
Her mother replied, "You come home first, I want to tell you something very important."
Once he arrived at Shah Alam, they told him the truth about Priya. Shankar thought that they were fooling around. He was laughing and said, "Don't try to fool me ... tell Priya to come out ... I have a gift for her. Please stop this nonsense."
Then they show him the Priya's death certificate as the proof to make him believe. Shankar started to sweat profusely. He said, "It's not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me." Shankar was shaking so badly when suddenly, his phone rang. "See this is from Priya. See this ....." he showed the phone to Priya's family. All of them told him to answer. He used the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard this conversation, loud and clear. It was Priya's voice! And there was no way others could use her SIM card as it was inside the nailed coffin! They were so shocked and asked for Pak Darin's help.
Pak Darin brought his master (Tok Chen) to solve this matter. He and Pak Darin worked for 5 hours then they discovered one thing .....
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